Night
Train
Well, here we are again for the Sentinel obsessed. Lots of spoilers and
useless info regarding Jim and Blair ahead.
Night Train opens with Blair banging on drums. Blair and Jim look good
doing anything, but I have a "thing" for them doing anything jungle
related. I love AUs set in the jungle and my fav episodes and stories
relate to the jungle and their animal spirits. Needless to say, Blair
is wonderful trying to "cure" or at least help out our sick little
Sentinel. Jimmy has a cold. Blair tries herbal remedies, jungle music
and some horrible-looking concoction in a pot which, when Blair
inhales, has Blair choking! And he wants Jim to inhale with those
sensitive senses.
The scene in the hallway walking into the bullpen with Blair passing
out tissues to Jim is precious. Blair throws a small fit about being
sneezed on. Jim obviously doesn't know how to cover his mouth. BTW,
Blair has on one of my fav shirts. The dark one with the white stripes
that buttons up the front. I think this is the same shirt he wears in
Love and Guns. I like when they wear the same clothes. It makes you
feel like they're normal guys. They do laundry.
Then we have the touchy/feely Simon/Jim scene. I say this because lots
of fanfiction has Jim and Simon as macho, cold-hearted guys. Hey, this
is about as senimental as you can get. I thought Simon was going to cry
on Jim's shoulder and Jim was going to pat Simon on the back here. It
is a nice scene, showing how much the divorce is upsetting Simon and
that Jim has had some regrets too.
The discussion in the back of the car between Jim and Blair is really
cute. I like it when Jim "divulges" the information and then tells
Blair they're going to have to kill him. Blair's face is just plain
exasperated. So Jim really doesn't tell Blair what's going on and this
takes us into the funny scene in the train. While Jim is checking doors
and rooms for safety, Blair is off in the Sandburg zone ranting about
mutant babies and fingers falling off because of some weird biological
thing being transported. I like when he tells Jim he's an
anthropologist, not a biologist. Jim finally comes clean and Blair is
relieved to find out that the package is a man, but squicked to find
out the bad guy is responsible for killing lots of people.
Oh, when the big strange guy whom Jim keeps looking at and can't place,
makes his first appearance, he squeezes between Jim and Blair. I love
the Blair hand movements telling us the guy is from the primate house
at the Cascade Zoo. He screws up his face and holds his hands up, he's
THIS big, Blair tells us.
Jim calls Blair "Junior" when they're in the train car and after they
introduce themselves to the protected witness, Jim handcuffs Blair and
the witness together for some strange reason. Then Jim leaves to go and
check things out. He tells Blair not to let anybody else in the
compartment and Blair says they should have a special password or
something so Blair can identify who is trying to get into the
compartment. Jim smarts off and says to Blair, when you ask who it is,
I'll say Ellison. Then you'll know it's me. Funny scene. Jim just isn't
into the espionage groove.
We have several changes of scenes to the Cascade PD and Simon and
Carolyn. Just suffice it to say that I like Simon and that Carolyn bugs
me.
Well, our Jimmy then goes and does something really stupid. He decides
to take some cold medicine. Needless to say, if you've seen the
bloopers, his head explodes. It is the non-drowsy formula and Jim is
flying high in just a few minutes. His senses overload. He makes a
beeline to the john and I can't ever figure out how come the light
bulbs didn't burn his hands. His sense of touch is wacko and he doesn't
even flinch when he unscrews two light bulbs. Just a stupid
observation.
Anyway, he's overloading big time. He does the smart Sentinel thing. He
finds his Guide. I like the scene outside of the compartment when Jim
tells Blair his senses are out of control. Blair asks him to tell him
what's going on. Then Jim says something I love, do you want a laundry
list? I can picture Jim always making lists seeing he's so anal. Blair
says yes. Jim explains and when Blair says it sounds like menopause,
Jim goes ballistic. He grabs Blair and pushes him against the wall. We
have deja vu from The Switchman. Blair talks him down (as usual). When
Jim finally let's slip about talking the cold medicine, Blair knows
exactly what's wrong and tells Jim he has to muddle through until the
medicine is out of his system.
Jim then smells gun oil and they go back into the compartment. Jim
gives Blair his gun and tells him to shoot anybody without Jim's face
who comes through the door. Blair never hesitates, takes the gun and
says, You got it. Jim then goes out, fights with the bad guys and gets
tossed out the
train window.
Unfortunately we go into some of the yucky blue screen stuff. Jim is
hanging under the train. Jim's cell phone rings and he tries to answer
it. Stupid Jim. Anyway, in spite of the bad idea, there is tucked into
the midst of this silly train thing, a wonderful scene. Jim remembers
Blair's instructions about blocking out one of his senses, his sight,
and concentrating on his hearing. The flashback scene shows Blair
looking exceedingly yummy in his glasses and a plaid shirt, explaining
to Jim how to zone out the lights. He's rigged up this contraption that
flashes lights into Jim's eyes while soothing music is playing. Jim
doesn't like the looks of things and protests (of course!). Blair tells
him that if he doesn't want to learn to control his senses, that's fine
with him. Jim settles down and learns to zone out the lights and
concentrates on the music.
So Jim uses this technique while crawling along the underside of the
train and reach safety. But when he finally hauls his butt out from
under the train and into the compartment, the conductor thinks he's a
train jumper and whacks him a good one. Jim is now sleeping.
Back to Blair and the bad guy. Did I mention there is a BOTW in this
episode? She is irrelevant. The bad guy turns on Blair and handcuffs
him to the woman. We have some Blair is a dog scenes with him sniffing
the girl while they are trying to reach the backpack with Blair's swiss
army knife in it. That knife has a life of its own. It shows up in a
lot of fanfiction stories. Jim and Blair use it on occasion in other
episodes.
Jim and Blair are finally reunited. Blair is happy. "You're alive!" he
tells Jim. I don't think he had any doubts actually. He did tell the
girl that Jim was a special kind of guy. There are several more cop
scenes with shooting and car chases and train chases. Jim looks good
all scuffed up, BTW.
Anyway, the bad guys are caught and we are finally back in Cascade at
the station. Jim comes in all cleaned up, looking very fine in another
nice, tight t-shirt. Blair looks pretty good himself for being up all
night handcuffed to that woman. The best thing about the final scene
when Jim agrees to more of Blair's experiments (not!) is when Jim pats
Blair's cheeks. I love when Jim does that. I bet Blair does too.
The End.
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